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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    :cool: : "A cannibal took my girlfriend to see a Russell Crowe film." :rolleyes: : "Gladiator?" :cool: : "No, I really miss her, actually." :oops:
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    Maseratis - Spotted

    Also a Grecale in Stroud near B&Q today. Flashed my lights and got a blank stare in return.
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    Maseratis - Spotted

    Saw a 3200 - GT02MAS - the other day, maybe in Cirencester. (What day is it, nurse?)
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    Advice on which luxury van/ people carrier to buy pls.

    I suppose this doesn't really fit the brief: https://www.the-saleroom.com/en-gb/auction-catalogues/humbert-ellis-auctioneers-ltd/catalogue-id-srjp10584/lot-af61a1fe-5b2f-4e2a-a7f2-b0de00b3c670
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    The good morning thread

    Aaah. That's more like it. Good morning forum members. Good morning feathered birds. Good morning other birds. Good morning Jenny Agutter. Good morning, even, to people who say things like 'vaginal lodestone'.
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    The good morning thread

    Shut up, birds!
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    The good morning thread

    Sod this; I'm going back to sleep!
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    Pic of the day

    A young guy, who.... No! Stop it!
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    Pic of the day

    I have one of these, actually.
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    The good morning thread

    Morning everyone. That is all.
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    Hen's teeth - and gorgeous.

    I'm not sure if I would get much for the wife and kids, certainly not enough for a Mistral, but maybe yours are more attractive or industrious. :cool:
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    Wheel alignment?

    Where?
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    Pre Purchase Mechanical Inspection Levante

    https://www.google.com/search?q=sportsmaserati%20ppi
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    Hen's teeth - and gorgeous.

    Oh, well... https://girardo.com/car/1971-ferrari-365-gts4-daytona-spider-1/