Terrible Jokes Thread

[Nibby]

 

[Nibby]

 

[joered]

Wife sorting the car for me!

 

[spkennyuk]

I'm fed up of comments from people ridiculing EVs. They don't know what they're talking about.
Personally, I drive two top of the range EVs, a Jaguar and a Porsche.
Their acceleration and handling is fantastic. They look brilliant and they're really cheap to run. They need hardly any maintenance and haven't depreciated since I bought them.
Literally the only criticism I could make of them is sometimes, if I really push them into a corner, they can fly off the track and get stuck under the sofa....

The only electric vehicles i have ever wanted in my life.

 

[philw696]

 

[midlifecrisis]

I saw a kidnapping in the shopping centre...

He woke up...

 

[midlifecrisis]

I have proof too ...

 

[Wack61]

 

[Zep]

The only electric vehicles i have ever wanted in my life.

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I’ve still got my Bigtrak!

 

[spkennyuk]

I’ve still got my Bigtrak!

I did have the Stratos from Tandy. Never owned a Bigtrak.

 

[zagatoes30]

I’ve still got my Bigtrak!

Me too

 

[mowlas]

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Literally the unfairest way to break up an act.

 

[mowlas]

I saw a kidnapping in the shopping centre...

He woke up...

How old was his guardian… too young can result in this sort of host-age crisis.

Best remedy for napping is if the kid ran-some.

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[midlifecrisis]

No

 

[MarkMas]

I only know about two or three Motown puns.
Four tops.

 

[Flint]

Addiction is a terrible thing.
I used to be obsessed with The Hokey Cokey.
Then I turned myself around.

 

[happydaze]

That's what it's all about...

 

[midlifecrisis]

I only know about two or three Motown puns.
Four tops.

There's a Temptation to say that you do it in a Stylistic way but they were from Philadelphia...

 

[CatmanV2]

C